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		PLOT TWISTS: Frodo and sam get pregnat "packing for the hospital already?"-frodo "Frodo...we did what gandalf told us to do..and seeing that ur on the mend we should be off home"-sam "mpppmhhphhhh...breathe"-flight to the ford scene Frodo "what grace has given me...let it pass to him ...let him be spared...of being gay...and let him be a woman"-Arwen After frodo destroys the ring: Saron:here...look a peice of the ring! RingWraiths: do a dance from the nutcracker Saron:i can now rule the earth!! with the SHARD OF THE RING!



		Arwen kills them all: Arwen kills the ringwraiths and doom comes to all and frodo is free but the spirits haunt him and murder him in his sleep and arwen becomes so upset she kills aragorn ,elrond,sam,pip,merry and gimli. Boromir and Leggy become her personal servants and all is well Saron forgets how to forge the ring: Saron doesn't make the ring of power because Saruman stole the recipe for cookies and burned the cookies anyway so the recipe burned



		Bilbo doesn't put on the ring at all: Bilbo doesn't put on the ring nor find it and gollum dies because it is so dark in the cave and the cave gets sick of smelling dead gollum so it collapses THE BEST ONE! Elrond smacks isildor making him fall into the fires with the ring in his hand and the ring is destroyed that day and so elrond doesn't have to steal anymore of arwen's hair supplies for council meetings